Sunday, December 30, 2012
Saturday, December 29, 2012
DAVID VILLA
Villa continues pinging in goals after spending months on the sidelines with an injury, but he's yet to lock down a starting spot and rumors continue to swirl about a possible exit. Will the man in Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea, and Swansea's Christmas wishlist move out of the Camp Nou? Would it make any sense?
Friday, December 28, 2012
MIKE TYSON CHANGE HIS SEX
Former undisputed heavyweight boxing champion of the world Mike Tyson is said to be ‘feeling fine’ after undergoing successful gender reassignment surgery at a clinic near Beverley Hills.
Once known as ‘The Baddest Man on the Planet’, the Brooklyn-born boxer told reporters that having his first menstrual cycle ‘would be a dream come true’, and that from now on he would be known as Michelle.
‘Some people might think it strange that I’m now a woman,’ said former rapist Tyson, who underwent complete facial feminization, orbital bone contouring and nasal surgery in an operation lasting over 16 hours. ‘But even at the height of my career, when pound for pound I was regarded as the best fighter in the world, I never lost touch with my feminine side and knew that one day I would grow breasts and have a vagina.’
Iron Mike – or Iron Maiden as he now likes to be called – was given the all-clear for gender reassignment surgery following a successful course in hormone replacement therapy which, in his autobiography, the boxer blamed for his 1996 defeat at the hands of Evander Holyfield. Although at the time Tyson insisted he was fit enough to carry on with the fight, referee Mitch Halpern stopped the bout in the 11th round saying Tyson looked flushed, was sweating profusely and appeared to be lactating heavily from his left breast.
Tyson, wearing a blonde wig and looking relaxed in blue jeans and a Vanessa Bruno T-shirt, today said he hoped having a clitoris would finally convince the American people that his ‘bad-boy’ days were over and he had turned over a new leaf. ‘I’m even keeping my surgically removed penis in a jar by my bedside to remind me what those sick perverts did to us pretty boys in prison.’
Although boxing commentators were initially stunned by Tyson’s revelation, many have admitted the signs were there. ‘In hindsight, he had shown a fondness for dressing up in gloves, long leather boots and silk gowns, and he always had a really close interest in earrings.’
Once known as ‘The Baddest Man on the Planet’, the Brooklyn-born boxer told reporters that having his first menstrual cycle ‘would be a dream come true’, and that from now on he would be known as Michelle.
‘Some people might think it strange that I’m now a woman,’ said former rapist Tyson, who underwent complete facial feminization, orbital bone contouring and nasal surgery in an operation lasting over 16 hours. ‘But even at the height of my career, when pound for pound I was regarded as the best fighter in the world, I never lost touch with my feminine side and knew that one day I would grow breasts and have a vagina.’
Iron Mike – or Iron Maiden as he now likes to be called – was given the all-clear for gender reassignment surgery following a successful course in hormone replacement therapy which, in his autobiography, the boxer blamed for his 1996 defeat at the hands of Evander Holyfield. Although at the time Tyson insisted he was fit enough to carry on with the fight, referee Mitch Halpern stopped the bout in the 11th round saying Tyson looked flushed, was sweating profusely and appeared to be lactating heavily from his left breast.
Tyson, wearing a blonde wig and looking relaxed in blue jeans and a Vanessa Bruno T-shirt, today said he hoped having a clitoris would finally convince the American people that his ‘bad-boy’ days were over and he had turned over a new leaf. ‘I’m even keeping my surgically removed penis in a jar by my bedside to remind me what those sick perverts did to us pretty boys in prison.’
Although boxing commentators were initially stunned by Tyson’s revelation, many have admitted the signs were there. ‘In hindsight, he had shown a fondness for dressing up in gloves, long leather boots and silk gowns, and he always had a really close interest in earrings.’
Thursday, December 27, 2012
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
YANGA SC vs TUSKER FC
Timu ya mpira wa miguu Yanga sc leo inashuka dimbani katika uwanja wa taifa kukipiga na mabingwa wa Kenya timu ya Tusker fc katika mechi ya kurafiki ambapo kocha wa yanga Brandts anataka kukipima kikosi chake kwaajiri ya mzunguko wa pili unaotarajiwa kuanza hivi karibuni
MWANAJESHI ALIEAMUA KUPIGA PICHA NA VIONGOZI WA CHADEMA
Mwanajeshi aliyejitambulisha kuwa anatoka monduli aliamua kupiga picha na viongozi wa chadema kuonyesha kuwa amekikubali chama hicho kuliko kilichomuweka yy kazini,,from michael mombuli
Thursday, December 13, 2012
KAULI YA CHADEMA KUHUSU MAGUFULI KUMPIGIA KAMPEN ODINGA
Mwenyekiti wa chama cha demokrasia CHADEMA kimeitaka Serikali kutolea ufafanuzi suala la WazirI wa ujenzi Dr. John Magufulu kuhudhuria Sherehe za kutambulishwa kwa mgombea urais chama cha ODM Kenya Raila Odinga endapo suala hilo lina uhusiano wowote wa Kiserikali.
Mkurugenzi wa mambo ya nje na ushirikiano wa Kimataifa Ezekiel Wenje amesema kitendo cha waziri huyo kuhudhuria sherehe za kutambulishwa wa Raila kinatoa picha mbaya ya serikali ya Tanzania na Serikali ya Kenya iliyopo Madarakani kutokana na ushirikiano wa muda mrefu kati ya serikali hizo.
kwenye sentensi nyingine Wenje amesema Magufuli kupanda jukwaani kuanza kumnadi kiongozi wa ODM ni ukiukwaji wa kanuni na taratibu za kimataifa ambapo amedai kwa mujibu wa kanuni za Umoja wa Mataifa ni kosa kubwa kuingilia siasa za nchi nyingine hata kama kunamahusiano baina ya nchi hizo mbili
Mkurugenzi wa mambo ya nje na ushirikiano wa Kimataifa Ezekiel Wenje amesema kitendo cha waziri huyo kuhudhuria sherehe za kutambulishwa wa Raila kinatoa picha mbaya ya serikali ya Tanzania na Serikali ya Kenya iliyopo Madarakani kutokana na ushirikiano wa muda mrefu kati ya serikali hizo.
kwenye sentensi nyingine Wenje amesema Magufuli kupanda jukwaani kuanza kumnadi kiongozi wa ODM ni ukiukwaji wa kanuni na taratibu za kimataifa ambapo amedai kwa mujibu wa kanuni za Umoja wa Mataifa ni kosa kubwa kuingilia siasa za nchi nyingine hata kama kunamahusiano baina ya nchi hizo mbili
Monday, December 10, 2012
BIBI ALIYEUWA JAMBAZI MOJA KATI YA KUMI YA NANE YALIYOMVAMIA
Mara nyingi taarifa ya jambazi kuuwawa na mwanaume ni kitu cha kawaida lakini kwa jambazi kuuwawa kwa risasi iliyopigwa na mwanamke tena bibi mwenye umri wa miaka 61 anaekaribia 62 ni kitu kikubwa sana.
Jumapili december 9 2012 nilisafiri mpaka Bagamoyo kufanya mahojiano na bibi ambae ijumaa iliyopita alivunja rekodi ya stori za ujambazi kuingia kwenye habari kutokana na kumuua jambazi mmoja kati ya nane waliomvamia nyumbani kwake, baada ya kumuua huyo mmoja wale wengine waliobaki wakakimbia.
Picture by Millard Ayo
Jumapili december 9 2012 nilisafiri mpaka Bagamoyo kufanya mahojiano na bibi ambae ijumaa iliyopita alivunja rekodi ya stori za ujambazi kuingia kwenye habari kutokana na kumuua jambazi mmoja kati ya nane waliomvamia nyumbani kwake, baada ya kumuua huyo mmoja wale wengine waliobaki wakakimbia.
Picture by Millard Ayo
Sunday, December 9, 2012
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